i will always stand by the fact that whatever problems you’re having, taking a nice cozy shower will fix it all. it’s magic, really. baths are nice too, but i feel like unless you shower before you bath, it can be kinda icky, right? | @cityofdreamsstarters
You’re so right. I will literally stand under the water until my mind is a little bit clearer. The hotter, the better. I need to enter hell to let go of my thoughts, to be honest.
if anyone’s wondering how my day’s gone, i found a fish… a whole ass fish in my fruit bowl this morning, i’ve been looking for my glasses all day, only to find that i’ve been wearing them the whole time, and my four-year-old decided that peeing off the balcony and on my neighbor’s barbecue grill would be a fun idea. it’s been a chaotic mess. how’s your day going?“
Girl, are you good? No matter what, I think my day is going a little bit smoother than yours. Y’know, no fish in my fruit, just the way I like it.
The fans have asked and asked and I’m finally releasing my little updated version for Rolling Up the Welcome Mat. It’s sort of like a healed version after everything I’d gone through over the past year. I’m so incredibly happy with this little project of mine and I’m ready to have the fans have what they’ve been asking for ever since I sang a little edited version of Blindsided on SNL. Who doesn’t love a good healing moment? What have you been doing lately? Any exciting things coming up in your life?
Stooooop, my heart, I love this for you. You deserve nothing but the growth. When’s it coming out? You bet I’ll stream.
i jokingly told a few of my teammates that it was swooping season the second we landed in australia. turns out the joke’s on me because apparently it actually is. for anyone that doesn’t know, swooping season is when birds here become huge assholes and recreate what i assume was the plot of the movie the birds. now instead of just dodging soccer balls, tackles and the media, we can add magpies to the list, too. but hey, anyways - i’m kelley. i play soccer which might be obvious and also tend to immediately regret things that i say and do which might be even more obvious. what’s everyone up to? and how’re you planning to watch our game at 5am est on sunday? @cityofdreamsstarters
One time, this happened to me in my backyard on Instagram live and I feared for my life. And it feels like they’re almost always banging at my window, trying to get in with their little beaks. It’s fucking terrifying, I don’t know what I did to become a bird whisperer but I don’t want it. Also… I was totally asleep. What’d I miss?
Absolutely. It wouldn’t be a Sophie event if it didn’t involve nothin’ but chaos and wild times. I’m not a regular bride, I’m a cool bride.
I’m so hyped. After yesterday, my heart is all mushy and I’m ready for more love. Add chaos in the mix, and that’s my favorite recipe. We need to put our brains together and see what we can come up with.
See? Cari and I would make a killer motivational team. Just hire us anytime you need someone to hype you up to do something. Clearly we know what we’re doing. You gotta do it now.
Do I even need anyone else on my team if I have you and Cari? I’m rethinking everything.
can you come back? wait, i don’t mean that, no. it’s all just feeling real now, so far away but i still feel you everywhere. but i can’t let you in again, i’m gonna lock the doors and hide my shit, 'cause my spirit’s wearing thin and there’s only so much i can give. i won’t let you in again, that’s the hardest thing i’ve ever said.
troooye
